Good'ol Fashion Drama

Can you believe someone would fight with the Queen of Excalibur? I am Queen Kanti! I shall destroy all the non-believers with my ladybug knights and ladybug army. We shall purge the darkness of the non-believer to rescue the kingdom of Ladibidia! If you actually read this, that is great to intent to the audience.
For the person who wrote this, I really hope this goes viral.

Fowl is a bird.
Foul is a nasty person.

I gave this writing C-