Tuesday, December 31, 2013

time to get wasted


time to get totally


wasted! 
see you next year!

Happy New Year


Happy new years from

din & i. 

(even when he is being anti social)

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Madruk of Excalibur, the Paladin.


Madruk is a paladin from our imagination
And when he's tall
He's what we call a main tanking sensation
Madruk's friends are big and small
They come from lots of places
After school they meet to play
And sing with happy faces
Madruk shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend
Madruk comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Madruk can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!

Thursday, December 12, 2013

grocery shopping


waiting in line to pay for my groceries
some teenager rubs his hand 

to put his hands in my bag and i felt him move around in it
surprise..
mother fucker.

I have a Pepper spray & electric shocker. 
only missing that mini revolver gun for my license.

no one touches the contents of my purse-

pushed him to the floor and had him a tie for touching my purse on the floor
waited for a cop to come and arrest him. 
thank you criminal justice for teaching
me 
techniques
"how to restrain"

Monday, December 9, 2013

breakfast


 my friends cooking breakfast

----

what he tried to do..
i wonder if he ate it-
i wonder if he gave it to his cats-
i wonder what he did with it.


but atleast he tried right?

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Bathroom!!






most embarrassing issue when you use the bathroom in public places


when you fart and poop loudly and excessively
and people are around in the stalls.

listening.
to.
every.
sound.
you.
make.

Walmart


Making my down to Walmart
I see this woman wearing these tight ass jeans, her ass couldn't even fit in those jeans.
I kept Eyeballing her.


Woman: "Can i help chu?"
Sho: "hmm.. don't think so"
Woman: "What the fuck is that suppose to mean?"
Sho: "Well ma'am those jeans are ugly, your weave is UNBE-WEAVEABLE, and your purse is fake"

The woman was so mad, she called the cops.
I said right after:
"Kawaii. Kawaii, mother fucker"

A Poem for Ashely, For He will enjoy the poem.




A man with an easy bake oven, he was ever so mean. his heart was tiny.
 so tiny that his heart shriveled up nearly eight times the normal size. he loved the oven ever so much, but yet felt so lonely.
The man bought the oven to keep him warm and love all his sweets, but however he did not know how to love.
When he loved his wife, he threw her out the curve. When he loved his dog, he threw the dog in the garbage can. Even his kids, that he loved.. sadly, he got rid of them.

He baked and Baked and Baked, however he felt ever so lonely not to understand why he wasn't happy. The electricity is plugged in, the little light bulb is up, he mixed the batter well. He put a H in the cake, and named himself Hitler.

He was ever so sad that he threw away his friends and family even for his own name. He took two pills and called it a night, however he took too many than two and passed away. Now the moral of the story, don't be racist, don't be stupid because one day they will save thy day.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Persona Q!




Persona Q
Persona Q
Persona 5
Persona Q
Persona Q!!!!!

OMG!! flipped a shit load of desk and chairs!

omg! omg
omg omg!!!

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

new gear!


this is how i feel when i get new gear

i just
twerk it bitch

twerk it.

sick


i caught a cold


this is my performance all week.

Monday, October 21, 2013

me vs you


that's me being hatched.

thats you on the side
not being hatched.


the eternal struggle.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

dont care anymore






i dont give a shit

thats why.

sleepy







this is how i feel sometimes, but i love her ever so much.

mom=life

but when she's cranky and just uncontrollable.
thats what i wanna do just 
to avoid her.

life gets you down






my parent is in recovery from the hospital.
she's bed and couch bound.

i try my best to be pleasant.
but no.

she out rages. 
she's trashing about.

i have no idea what to do.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

FFXIV 2.2!



stop being so nosy! about reading my messages!

I <3 br="" meep="" xenora="">

stinging like a bee



thats double snake!

he is fun in coil 1 !



lets continue and post moe!

POPULAR







thats how i feel when people hover around me in town


*i pretend to be popular*

Thursday, October 10, 2013

THF


almost done


now i'm ready to 
steal
your 
man!





froakie is my man.

bedazzle


otw to pick up pokemon this weekend.
in case someone wants to mug me.


pokemon x/y was 42.00$
6 month saving.

Monday, September 30, 2013

fishing



fishing
with brian

Friday, September 27, 2013

ughhhh





thats how i feel sometimes
when
i get mad with people.



yeah.

iMNK2.0!

hi guys!

 this is an experimental Monk on Sho for 2.0, lets call it iShoMNK2.0. Lets start off with the rotations (greeze Lighting must be up at all times!) Dragon kick> Twin Snakes> Snap Punch (until you obtain the Lv3). After that Dragon Kick> Twin Snake> Demolish>Touch of Death>Fracture and close it restart with Dragon kick>Twin Snakes > Snap Punch. Doing This Rotation quickly you will have 3seconds before your Greese Lighting falls off! Do not forget your buffs! At any time of the rotation on the Cool down you are going to use your monk happiness ability: Perfect Balance. Dragon kick> Perfect Balance> Twin Snakes x4 > Snap Punch! and Huzzah! We just became a monk in testing for iSHOmnk2.0!! Pat yourself on the back


follow the macros arrows 
of thoughts

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Friday, September 20, 2013

brd!





am i kawaaiiiii?
yep. i'm bard

HQ farming for my synths!





i'm on a mission to hq.

LETS GO MINING!

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

complaint #1


worst tank ever.

omnelix


Sho Kanti from Excalibur

obtained 
Omnelix- The Scholar Relic Book

Friday, September 13, 2013

FFXIV:2 POST





ischolar

super cute :> attuning myself to the titan hard mode.

i'm just ze best scholar.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

for xenora meep





this galka that is infront of house.
think he is cute?


they haven't seen sho kanti.
who ever this galka wearing that blush,
fake ass weave.

i will rip it right off.


Sunday, September 1, 2013

SUPER SAIYAN!





i'll go super saiyan on you


with my thyrus & sphaira & star rod
GTFO

Saturday, August 31, 2013

HATERS HATE ME





full of swag, thats right

don't be hating my blog


im pretty popular.
1-100000people who see this blog
99999


thats me getting ready 
to 
steal your man

 
 
SAY IT TO MY FACE
I am here to steal yur MAN:

i'm your greatest SIN

HATER:ALERT


people who think my blog is unapproate.


you see how much i care?


 

I found a hater





i found a hater on my website
who checks out my facebook


why not just stalk me.
ohwait.

haters gotta hate me.
cause im full of SWAG;

Thursday, August 29, 2013

FFXIV: UPDATE


Miner in ARR.
i'm really cool w/ my cat.

kawaaii?


damn right, mother fuckers.

if you want this roegdyn's ass
you
better fucking pay up


mother fuck;
z

Friday, August 23, 2013

so excited


final fantasy 14

is finally
going

to be up!

Welcome Back to the World.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

parking



hope re raise was activated
because im trying to steal your man



thats right bitch.
i hope
your 
reraise
was
up

i love my family



that is exactly how i feel

my fucking whore family
that's right
these lumps
are my lumps,
you better get off my lumps,
we all want these lumps,
my lumps,
hot lumps.

oh yeah, don't you want it
my lumps.