time to get wasted

time to get totally

wasted! 

see you next year!

Happy New Year

Happy new years from

din & i. 

(even when he is being anti social)

Madruk of Excalibur, the Paladin.

Madruk is a paladin from our imagination
And when he's tall
He's what we call a main tanking sensation
Madruk's friends are big and small
They come from lots of places
After school they meet to play
And sing with happy faces
Madruk shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend
Madruk comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Madruk can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!

grocery shopping

waiting in line to pay for my groceries

some teenager rubs his hand 

to put his hands in my bag and i felt him move around in it

surprise..

mother fucker.

I have a Pepper spray & electric shocker. 

only missing that mini revolver gun for my license.

no one touches the contents of my purse-

pushed him to the floor and had him a tie for touching my purse on the floor

waited for a cop to come and arrest him. 

thank you criminal justice for teaching

me 

techniques

"how to restrain"

breakfast

 my friends cooking breakfast

----

what he tried to do..

i wonder if he ate it-

i wonder if he gave it to his cats-

i wonder what he did with it.

but atleast he tried right?

Bathroom!!

most embarrassing issue when you use the bathroom in public places

when you fart and poop loudly and excessively

and people are around in the stalls.

listening.

to.

every.

sound.

you.

make.

Walmart

Making my down to Walmart

I see this woman wearing these tight ass jeans, her ass couldn't even fit in those jeans.

I kept Eyeballing her.

Woman: "Can i help chu?"

Sho: "hmm.. don't think so"

Woman: "What the fuck is that suppose to mean?"

Sho: "Well ma'am those jeans are ugly, your weave is UNBE-WEAVEABLE, and your purse is fake"

The woman was so mad, she called the cops.

I said right after:

"Kawaii. Kawaii, mother fucker"

A Poem for Ashely, For He will enjoy the poem.

A man with an easy bake oven, he was ever so mean. his heart was tiny.
 so tiny that his heart shriveled up nearly eight times the normal size. he loved the oven ever so much, but yet felt so lonely.
The man bought the oven to keep him warm and love all his sweets, but however he did not know how to love.
When he loved his wife, he threw her out the curve. When he loved his dog, he threw the dog in the garbage can. Even his kids, that he loved.. sadly, he got rid of them.

He baked and Baked and Baked, however he felt ever so lonely not to understand why he wasn't happy. The electricity is plugged in, the little light bulb is up, he mixed the batter well. He put a H in the cake, and named himself Hitler.

He was ever so sad that he threw away his friends and family even for his own name. He took two pills and called it a night, however he took too many than two and passed away. Now the moral of the story, don't be racist, don't be stupid because one day they will save thy day.